Cup Sizes

Here at Kicks For Charity size matters; and thus, the Cup Size you choose determines your cost. Additionally, the Cup Size you choose determines how rough and aggressive you are allowed to be during your customized self-defense session. You can deliver much stronger and more powerful kicks to our largest and most expensive Cup Size tier, while you must be much more delicate and gentle with our adorably petite smallest Cup Size tier. 

Cup Size #1: Petite Little Boy

Our very petite "boy/teen" sized Cup Tier is astonishingly affordable just at $3,000 per self-defense session. The "Petite Little Boy" sized cup translates into a Boys/Teen Small Cup Size that our adult male self-defense instructor will wear and fit into. These small "boy/teen sized" cups must be treated with much more care and kindness than our larger sized alternatives. Because of the tiny testicle sizes that fit inside of these "Petite Little Boy" cups, extreme caution must be applied with every kick, knee, and punch; or else it would be incredibly easy to kick these very tiny testicles back up into the abdomen leading to castration. So please, be very careful if you choose this adorably small Cup Size. His tiny petite manhood is literally in your hands, please be very gentle and keep our self defense instructors intact adorably petite "men."

Cup Size #2: Real Man

Our second Cup Size is significantly larger than the "Petite Little Boy" Cup Size and is the named the "Real Man" Cup Size. At a slightly more expensive $4,000 per self-defense session, this "Real Man" Cup Size will allow for you to deliver much stronger kicks, punches, and knees. This "Real Man" Cup Size translates into an Adult Male Cup Size of Extra Large. The much larger testicle size that fits into these "Real Man" cups, are much more difficult to kick into back up into the abdomen and as a result much more intense fantasies can be turned into reality. Have fun and kick away, do your best to bring your "Real Man" to his knees begging you for mercy.

Cup Size #3: Alpha Male Adonis

Our largest Cup Size, the "Alpha Male Adonis," is also our most expensive at $5,000 per self-defense session. This "Alpha Male Adonis" Cup Size translates into an Adult Male Cup Size of Triple Extra Large. These male studs have the packages and Cup Sizes of genuine bulls. The extra cost is more than worth it, if your ultimate forbidden self-defense fantasy requires the perfection of the male sex. These massively sized bull testicles can never be kicked back into the abdomen, and as a result kick, punch, squeeze, and knee yourself until your heart is content.

Cup Size #4: PeeWee Little Girl

Due to popular demand for an incredibly small, girlish, and toddler-sized Cup Tier, we have introduced the laughably tiny "PeeWee Little Girl" cup size at $2,500 per self-defense session. This new incredibly rare "PeeWee Little Girl" Cup Size equates to the hilariously tiny "PeeWee" cup, intended for boys ages 4 through 6, that is shown in the pictures. Yes that's right ladies, your impotent adult male self-defense instructor will have the cup size of a little 4-6 year old boy; he might as well actually be a toddler. Your "PeeWee" sized self-defense instructor will submit to your every command and desire; he will be your little puppy-princess ready sit for you, stand for you, roll-over for you, and much more. Extreme words of caution though, because this is our smallest Cup Size you must be very careful with these extremely tiny testicles during your self-defense session. If you are reckless and kick/knee/punch with excessive force, his "PeeWee" testicles will be permanently knocked back into his abdomen and surgery will be required, and he may be castrated. You will have the essence of his feminine manhood in your hands, please do not turn him into a little girl; he will be trusting you with everything he has in this world. This rare and embarrassingly girlish Cup Size is only available in packages of 10 self-defense sessions.